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Mon May 25, 2009, 6:44 AM
Having spent the last 4 and a half days talking about prostitutes to my uncle...(here's a taster

John: So you're advocate of what now?
Me: The Rent Boy's Union
John: ...That's...that's kinna cool.
Me: You can be my understudy.
John: Will I have to fuck them?
Me: Not if you know the password.
John: Which is?
Me: Nipples.
John: Ah. Of course. How stupid of me. Nipples.

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John: David told me he spent last weekend in a church with prostitutes. Know anything about that?
Me: Surprisingly, yes, I do.
John: Which is?
Me: He got drunk and met some hookers. He didn't have the heart to sleep with them so he bought them Jack Daniels and took them to a chapel.
John: Didn't they get thrown out?
Me: No, it was a Catholicism, WOW! church.
John: I didn't know those were real!
Me: They might not be. David was really fuckin' drunk.
John: Do you see what alcohol does to you?
Me: I can't believe you're blaming Jack Daniels for this.


and so on. Welcome to my life.)

I have decided....

TO TRY WRITING POETRY!


As poetry is, in fact, my sworn enemy, this'll be fun.

Feel free to carry on with your lives. This means nothing!

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  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: Go Places - The New Pornographers
  • Drinking: Nothing yet. YET.

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  • Current Residence: Scotland
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: fat chick sized
  • Favourite band or musician: the Vines, Interpol, cold war kids, beck...
  • Favourite genre of music: Indie/ alt. rock
  • Operating System: well, I am under the impression it is a computer.
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod video nano
  • Skin of choice: A more tanned vaiety
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy
  • Favourite gaming platform: NES
  • Personal Quote: Sorry I missed it, I was in a church with a prostitute drinking heavily...!

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~ScientistRoN:iconScientistRoN: Jun 8, 2009, 1:59:19 PM
Hi yo!

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=TheKwEeNofKoRn:iconTheKwEeNofKoRn: May 3, 2009, 6:58:21 PM
Thanks for the fave!

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*kaidenmoon:iconkaidenmoon: Apr 21, 2009, 5:00:57 PM
BTW i highly doubt only 1% is pron :lmao:

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~RainLane:iconRainLane: Apr 21, 2009, 2:23:20 PM
oh yaya! haha i noticed ur name "futuretarted" and i was like... hmmm MUST BE THE VINES!!! and then your music mentioned the VINES! so yay!! i like your style! beck, interpol, the vines... ALL MY FAVES TOO! sweet! it's always fun to meet people into the same vibes as i. woo! (sorry if i scare you!!)

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~EtherealNectar:iconEtherealNectar: Feb 12, 2009, 7:22:52 AM
Heh, yeah Frankie and Hugh are really sweet too :D Mmm, you should do when you have the time!!! I have college at the minute too :S Scary...

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~EtherealNectar:iconEtherealNectar: Feb 2, 2009, 5:45:59 AM
Hiya!! Aww, no problem, your Russell was so adorable!!! You should maybe do some other mock the week crew? Keep up ya great work :D

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=Aura3107:iconAura3107: Dec 31, 2008, 10:47:51 AM
Hi!

You have been featured here ---> [link]

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~greater-omaha:icongreater-omaha: Jul 21, 2008, 10:34:47 AM
Thank you for the fave!
=Ellygator:iconEllygator: Jun 24, 2008, 6:52:52 AM
Thanks so much for the latest fave!

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Mood: Thanks ~sab1:iconsab1: May 14, 2008, 1:11:42 PM
thank you so much for the :+fav: on [link]
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~blackcatdead:iconblackcatdead: Mar 17, 2008, 9:36:38 PM
thank you dear

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~Epona-Althea:iconEpona-Althea: Mar 17, 2008, 8:09:27 AM
Thanks for your fave on ';Paul Dano'! :)
I'm a Mook fan, too. :heart:

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~elrey13194:iconelrey13194: Feb 25, 2008, 2:00:53 PM
Thanks for the :+fav: on my brilliant plan :D
~sagast:iconsagast: Feb 24, 2008, 3:28:09 PM
thnx for the fav ;) keep watching the whole interpol is coming soon
!seltrah:iconseltrah: Jan 29, 2008, 6:44:38 PM
Hello,random deviant!Love your gallery.^^

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