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I am a Shadow Deviant
Yer Maw, innit.
15/Female/United Kingdom
Why I Am Here
- To herd llamas
- To show my artwork to the world
- To become a better artist
Last Visit: 1 week ago
Deadly as shit.
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Having spent the last 4 and a half days talking about prostitutes to my uncle...(here's a taster
John: So you're advocate of what now? Me: The Rent Boy's Union John: ...That's...that's kinna cool. Me: You can be my understudy. John: Will I have to fuck them? Me: Not if you know the password. John: Which is? Me: Nipples. John: Ah. Of course. How stupid of me. Nipples.
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John: David told me he spent last weekend in a church with prostitutes. Know anything about that? Me: Surprisingly, yes, I do. John: Which is? Me: He got drunk and met some hookers. He didn't have the heart to sleep with them so he bought them Jack Daniels and took them to a chapel. John: Didn't they get thrown out? Me: No, it was a Catholicism, WOW! church. John: I didn't know those were real! Me: They might not be. David was really fuckin' drunk. John: Do you see what alcohol does to you? Me: I can't believe you're blaming Jack Daniels for this.
and so on. Welcome to my life.)
I have decided....
TO TRY WRITING POETRY!
As poetry is, in fact, my sworn enemy, this'll be fun.
Feel free to carry on with your lives. This means nothing!
oh yaya! haha i noticed ur name "futuretarted" and i was like... hmmm MUST BE THE VINES!!! and then your music mentioned the VINES! so yay!! i like your style! beck, interpol, the vines... ALL MY FAVES TOO! sweet! it's always fun to meet people into the same vibes as i. woo! (sorry if i scare you!!)
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I: So I'm a scientist...
You: O RLY?
I: No.
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**Check out my gallery for a variety of cosplays, fanfictions, icons, drawings, and etc!**
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Played the Nocturne of Shadow!
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Warp to the Graveyard?
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(+'.'+) This is Benji. We must
(")_(")help him gain world domination
I am Mark Watson in dA's Celebrities Crew!
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"You must do everything yourself." (First rule of Alchemy)
appreciate it
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nothing good in me just fine...
I'm a Mook fan, too.
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